Sunday, March 27, 2005
Jokes
A guy walks into a bar and hands the bartender a bottle labled Smart Pills.
He eats one and says, "I don't feel any smarter." He tries another one, then another one, and then he finally eats a handful. "Hey these taste like rabbit shit!"
To which the man replies, "See, you're getting smarter already."
The husband of a lady walked into the doctors office as the doctor was having sex with her. "Heh whats going on?" he demanded!
"I'm just taking her temperature" the doctor replied.
As the husband drew his pistol he said "When you take that thing out it better have numbers on it!"
What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
What's the definition of rude? When you open your refrigerator and your rump roast farts in your face
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