Saturday, April 02, 2005
Blonde Jokes
A blonde was at a company picnic. She won a thermos, but didn't know what it was or did. She asked someone and they replied "a thermos keeps cold things cold and hot things hot." She went to work the next day and showed her boss, also a blonde. Her boss asked what it was and the blonde replied, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The boss then asked what was in it and the blonde replied, "Hot chocolate and a popsicle."
Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!
Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.
Q. Why do blondes smile at lightning?
A. They think their picture is being taken!
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